we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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