so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
