i think i have herpe
just one?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
