"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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