Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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