This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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