Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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