he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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