my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Randomize
