and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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