how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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