No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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