Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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