Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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