I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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