Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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