I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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