i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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