I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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