he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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