Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize