Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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