Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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