After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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