By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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