No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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