On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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