He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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