Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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