nut hugger
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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