remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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