Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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