He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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