I wish I could punch you in the face.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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