I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
COCAINE IS GR8
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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