Moan for me like Helen Keller
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
