We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I didn't notice because vodka
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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