So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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