My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
