The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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