I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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