was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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