Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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