Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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