You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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