We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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