yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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