Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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