My first STD was from a foam party
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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