I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
