Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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