Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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