CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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