So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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