brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So vagazzling was a success
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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