I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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